Volume 1, Issue 47, Feburary 1, 2010: Grammy Red Carpet Grades

I didn't see the entire show. I flipped back and forth between the grammy's and my favorite movie Akira which I was already watching before the Grammy's come on. I saw some of the red carpet looks and for the most part I saw some very amusing and outragoues designs that look as if a drunken hobo with sequins created them. There weren't enough colorful dresses, there was way too many people wearing nude or neutral tones.

Lady Gaga
Grade: Ummm???? Where do I began? It's Lady Gaga. This is the most tame we've seen her. She is channeling a villan from Sailor Moon in this custom made Giorgio Armani Prive gown.

Beyonce

Grade: C+, she would have gotten an A if this dress didn't have those hideous sleeves. The sleeves and the zipper make the dress look like a cheap knock-off from Rainbow. I'm tired of her wearing this boring dream girls mermaid sillhotte dress. Her hair and make-up looked very plastic like.

Fergie

Grade:A+, She looks beautiful with her dark hair and her blue Pucci mini dress.

Taylor Swift

Grade: D-, Seriously this dress is too matronly and it make her look 10x more flat chested than she already is. Not to mention the color is dreadful.

Rihanna

Grade: D. Who told her that having a powered 18th century wig attached to this dress was cute? Not to mention that her hair color and cut is wrong for her face. She needs to dye it black and grow it out a little longer.

Lea Michelle

Grade: A++, wow she was seriously one of the best of the night.

Pink

Grade: A+, not only did she have the best performance of the night she look beautiful in this Tony Ward gown.

Britney Spear

Grade: WHYYYYY???????????????????????!!!!!!!! No sorry Britney you didn't do it again.

Keri Hilson

Grade: A+++, Miss Keri BABY!!!!

J.Lo

Grade: C+, Her Versace dress is having a split personality disorder or some type of idenity crisis. It doesn't know whether to be long or short, chic or slutty.

Ke$ha

Grade: C-, Hey! Who invited this hooker?! Secruity!!! Another one of Tiger Wood's mistress is on the loose!

J.Hud

Grade: A+++++, Wow she looks great in this LBD made my Victoria Beckham. She also gets a DDDDD for her boobies.