Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Volume 1, Issue 74, June 22, 2010: Racist Casting in Hollywood

I've been having my issues with Hollywood lately. More and more each day I grow to detest them. Not only do they make shitty remakes, but their colorblind casting is deplorable. I heard today that Angelina Jolie was being casted as Cleopatra in an upcoming Cleopatra biopic. I really like Angelina Jolie but this bothers me. This isn't the second time that she has been casted like this.




Racism is over my ass!

Jolie played Marianne Pearl who is real life was a biracial woman in the movie "A Mighty Heart".  They basically gave her a bad tan, crusty cheap curly wig so she can play Pearl. I don't give a shit how full Jolie's lips are, she's white end of story and her lips don't give her a pass to play a Black character. Why go through all that trouble trying to make a White woman Black when you can find a biracial or fair skinned Black actress who could have easily played Marlene Pearl? Does Thandi Newton ring a bell?

On the topic of Cleopatra. I'm so tired of people thinking that she is white. Cleopatra VII(69 BC-August 12, 30 BC) was the last ruler of Egypt and she was apart of the Ptolemaic Dynasty. The Ptolemy's ruled Egypt 300 years prior to Cleopatra's birth; Egypt was conquered by Alexander the Great and the Macedonians. When Alexander died, his generals, including Ptolemy I, divided up his conquered lands and they each ruled a province. Cleopatra VII was the daughter of Ptolemy XII, the identity of her mother is unknown. Her sisters and brothers all shared the same father but had different mothers who were unknown to history. The remains and tomb of Arsinoe IV, Ptolemy's youngest daughter and Cleopatra's half-sister, is only proof of how the Ptolemy's looked. The researchers who found her say that her skull shows an admixture of Black African/Egyptian and Macedonian Greek facial features.

Cleopatra VII wasn't a White woman. Sorry Hollywood, you can't win with your Mighty Whitey propaganda this time.



This is how Cleopatra and Arsinoe possibly looked.



This is how Hollywood wants Cleopatra to look.

There are some other notable and recent cases of the whites casts as minorities are DBZ, The Prince of Persia and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I previously wrote about DBZ and all of the problems I had with the American adaptation of it. One of the big flaws of the film is Goku being played by white actor Justin Chadwin in the Dragonball Evolution film, when we all know damn well that Goku is clearly Asian.

Avatar the Last Airbender(not to be confused with James Cameron's Avatar) is a live adaptation of the Anime Avatar. It's being directed by M. Night Shamaylan. Already it sounds bad but here's where it get worst. The original anime series, which I love,  follows the main protagonist Aang and his friends Katara and Sokka who must save the world by defeating the destructive Fire Nation. The Avatar series is heavily influenced by Japanese, Chinese, Indian and Native American cultures; the series contains many references to Hinduism, Buddhism, and Shamanism.

The heroes of the story are Aang, Katara, and Sukko. Aang is an airbender(possibly Tibetan?) and Katara/Sukko are from the Inuit/Eskimo inspired water bender tribe. The villains are the Fire Nation who are Chinese/Japanese including Prince Zuko and his sister Princess Azula. But in the live action movie, Kara and Souka are turned into WASPy Abercrombie-like teenagers and Zuko is turned into the Indian from Slumdog Millionaire? M. Night Shamalayan should be ashamed of himself. He is an Indian American and he should know the troubles that minorties face in Hollywood with the limited roles and oppurtunies. Why isn't he doing anything about this? This is his movie after all. SMDH.


Ahh, good ol' Hollywood racism.SMDH

I love how Hollywood tries so hard to be liberal and open-minded when they are neither. They are racist, out of touch and they like to promote propaganda. I'm tired of Asians, Latinos, Blacks and Native Americans being stereotyped and blacklisted from Hollywood. I'm sick of Asian men being only in martial arts movies, playing the villains, and never getting the love interest/sex scene. I'm sick of Black women having to act out ghetto streotypes and as jezebels in movies to get an Oscar nomination.

I'm sick of Latino men and Black men playing thugs and hustlers. I'm sick of Latinas having to be Mestizo to get some work in Hollywood; Hollywood likes to make its viewers believe that Alexis Biedel and Zoe Saldana aren't Latinas because of their skin color. I'm tired of Asian women having to play sluts, dragon ladys and submissive geishas. I'm sick of Whites trying to pass for Native Americans. I'm sick of them casting the usual tokens like Halle Berry, Lucy Liu, etc in everything and anything while ignoring the lesser know and more talented minority actors.I'm sick of them being afraid to portray interracial romances; and it the do it's always between a white person and a person of color. Never two people of color from two different races. I'm sick of movies that have a minority characters in need of a "Mighty White" savior. I'm just sick of it all. That's why I prefer foregin films. The American film industry is still stuck in the 1950s.





Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Volume 1, Isssue 68, June 7, 2010: Please Stop Raping My Childhood!



I remember those blissful days as a child; playing jump rope, hide & go seek, playing Sega, Nintendo, Playstation, watching my favorite shows like Pokemon, Dragonball Z, Saliormoon, Power Rangers, and watching my favorite movies like the Lion King, the Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty *sigh* oh sweet childhood memories. Sadly, my childhood memories are being defiled more and more as I grow older. Hollywood and the whole entertainment industry is ruining all the classic movies, TV shows, animes and games that I really loved.


Bye-bye childhood memories


Pixar is the devil

Well, it all began with Disney selling out to Pixar. Disney exchanged their 2-D animation for 3-D computer generated animation. The only great thing about Pixar animation is it is easier and quicker to produce. That's the only benefit of it. The 2-D cell animation was timeless and brought us awesome and beautiful stories such as the Lion King, the Little Mermaid and Snow White. I never got the appeal of the bug eyed looking Pixar characters. All of their characters are fugly; the people the animate look like child molesters and inbreeds. It doesn't look Disney at all it looks atrocious and  it doesn't have the magic like the old Disney. Also, there is NO FUCKING SINGING IN PIXAR FILMS! Would it kill them to thrown in some songs and musicals?



I hate you.


I'll give only one Pixar movie a pass and that's Toy Story the rest of them will never be classics and they all deserve a place in the 9th circle of hell along with Disney's other recent acquisitions like Hannah Montana, High School Musical. I nearly wanted to commit ritual Japanese suicide when my sister said that she has never seen the Little Mermaid or Bambi. It's a shame that this younger generation cannot appreciate the older Disney.

Live Action Anime

If you don't know it already I'm a huge Anime geek. My first anime was Dragonball Z, I watched it with my brothers when it first came to America in the early 1990s. I've never seen anything like it before. It has intense and long fight scenes, swearing, gore and badass characters that pushed the envelope more than your standard American cartoons.




Dear God, WHY?!

But who was the wise-ass who thought it would be cool to make Dragonball Z and Speed Racer into live-action films?

I mean I don't mind studios making live action movies at all, I JUST WISH THEY WOULD STICK TO THE FUCKING STORYLINE!!! The train wreck of a film know as Dragonball Evolution was released by 20th Century Fox in Spring of 2009 and directed by James Wong. It was a major fail and here's why:

-Why is Goku a White American and the other characters asian?
-The film was following the Piccolo arch of Dragonball, where Piccolo was the villain. Okay fine. But the writers of this film left out many major characters in this arch such as Tien, Lunch, Krillin, Chaotzu.
-WHY IS GOKU IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL?????!!!! SAIYENS DON'T NEED A EDUCATION THEY JUST NEED TO KICKASS!
-In Dragonball, Mai works for Emperor Pilaf not Piccolo.
-I don't recall a Kamehameha ever reviving someone, it's an attack not a fucking healing power!
-Goku was a complete pussy in this movie. He gets bullied. HA HAHA
-Bulma's hair was black with only one blue highlight
-Shenron wasn't a monstrous dragon like he was in the series.
-NO NIMBUS CLOUDS WTF!!!!
-No capsules from CapsuleCorp
-Goku using a bike to go to "school" Goku is the Japanese counterpart to Superman, he can fly, run fast and has super strenght the movie doesn't show his amazing abilities.
-Goku has a crush on Chi-Chi, umm it was the total opposite in the Manga/Anime
-Goku was very miserable in the movie; Goku is always smiling even when he is kicking ass.
-Piccollo was suppose to be GREEN.
-I can really go on for hours about the fails of this movie.

Tim Burton







DEAR GOD WHY????!!!!!!!! HE RUINED TWO OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES AND HE MAKES JOHNNY DEPP LOOK LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER IN EVERY MOVIE!!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Volume 1, Issue 17, October 27, 2009: Top 5 Songs From A Movie

Here are some of my favorites movies with my favorite songs in them.

5) Howl's Moving Castle Theme-Joe Hisaishi

 

4) Colors of the Wind-Pocahantas



3) Whole New World-Aladdin




2) Beauty & the Beast




1) One Summer's Day-Sprited Away

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Volume 1, Issue 11 October 17, 2009: Paranormal Activity Is The Comdey Of The Year

I believe this film should be at least nominated in the Best Comedy Category for the Oscars. This "horror" film was a mockumentry sort of like the Blair Witch Project, but funnier. The two main characters, Micah and Katie can go down in history as the funniest horror film charcters. The story is about a young couple who move into their first home in San Diego(oh yeah, their crib is S-W-E-E-T) and they are experiencing hauntings and they are filming the hauntings as the film progresses. Yeah it had its creepy moments but it failed to live up to the hype. I'll give it two shits down.